“I have sworn upon the altar of God to be the eternal enemy of every form of tyranny” (Thomas Jefferson)
Dear Vlad,
A difficult two weeks! You saw what I did after he took office? Angered the Chinese, Mexicans, Iranians, Europeans and even Australians. Not to mention Muslims and Jews. Never have I so well worked. I never felt so strong. But what I’m telling you all this, since you won almost 20 years in power?
Yes, it is, of course, is not easy. I’m starting to understand that being President of such a corrupt country like mine, is fraught with problems. I admire you, Vlad, and at the same time jealous.
Since I trust you more than anyone (even more than Melani), I have something to tell you.
You probably know about the headache that I created this asshole judge, vetoing my decree on the reduction of migration flows in order to protect the United States from international terrorism. You’ve probably heard that I filed a lawsuit in the court of appeal, and in a few hours, the court rejected it. And how am I going to raise this dressed in rags the country in similar circumstances?
I envy you, Vlad, because you managed to get rid of these pointless legal obstacles. My wonderful Advisor in the White house Steve Bannon (Steve Bannon) told me that soon after coming to power, you have control of the judges and now you’re the law in Russia. I too strive for that, my dear Vlad.
In this endeavor, and my constituency, which, incidentally, far more than voted for Clinton, if you subtract the dead and black.
Another problem that stands in front of me, and another reason to envy you — is the media. We are annoying as gnats on a summer night.
About me they say I suffer from narcissism and insecurity. From this I have trouble sleeping at night and waking up to deny in the distributed Twitter about me a lie.
Have even began to claim that in reality run the show not me that I think’bannon, and I’m just doing what Vice-President Mike Pence (Mike Pence). These pathetic pieces of shit like Nobel laureate in Economics Paul Krugman (Paul Krugman), who writes for The New York Times know nothing about.
But you have the media under complete control. And I aspire to that. You, probably, saying that I mentioned you during his speech in Michigan in December last year. One son of a gun-journo told me that you killed some reporters. I literally that’s what he said: “I wouldn’t do it. Although, let me think… no, wouldn’t do.. But in any case I hate them.”
Okay, I said it before the inauguration. Before they started trying to kill me. I hate them more than ever, and although I will still say that would be to kill them, but don’t be surprised if some of my supporters (the vast majority of Americans love me, you know, Vlad?) once you’ve got them. ‘bannon said in vain: “the Press is the enemy”. With all the consequences. And if that happens, then they do the run up.
These vultures, of course, blame me for everything. And do not care. During the election campaign I stated in Iowa that would shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and would not have lost the vote. Look, to be honest, it is better to let do not touch any of the journalists, because it might cause me more problems than you do, but in any case, I will ask Bannon to study your methods that I, too, could train the media. This is important.
And now I will tell you what anyone else would have said. I recently said that I trust you more than Melani. I sometimes wonder if I don’t go to bed with the enemy.
I’ll be honest, Vlad. She has a great body, like all women I had. Will send you the pictures that you added them to the collection on my trips to Moscow (just kidding!). But the fact that Melanie decided to stay in new York and move to Washington with me. Now I personally don’t care. Here in the White house have a couple of interns with such forms that the heart stops. But I would think true Americans, Christians and family men that make up the core of my constituents?
I need to think about the elections of 2020, and it would be terrible if any of them will join this Legion of demons that are asked in the Facebook question about what can be, Melania secretly hates me. Don’t know if you saw the damn video, which is posted in all Societas, which shows her troubled face during the ceremony of my inauguration. And people don’t know that’s her usual facial expression, when we’re alone. And it means nothing, absolutely nothing. The Melanya loves me. And how can she not adore me if she knows me? But sometimes I wonder, will they do it once to go to the press, like Princess Diana (poor thing wanted to sleep with me!), when she told me all about his relationship with Charles. Of course, I have a powerful lever of influence. The Melanya understands that in this case, I’ll throw it on the street without a livelihood.
But here, I envy you, Vlad. You’re divorced and live in a country where, as you just noticed, the best prostitutes in the world.
Well, Vlad, it’s time to say goodbye, is already three in the morning, and I still need to write a few tweets. But speaking of women, do one more favor that I asked you during the election campaign, when he was battling Hillary: organize another series of hacker attacks, this time against our friend, marine Le Pen (Marine le Pen) during the elections in France.
And remember our slogan, Vlad: the Dictators of all countries, unite! Hehe.
With fraternal greetings,
Donald
